iTazer - ass kicking edition

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1.78 MB

Publisher Description

** As "Featured" on the Daily Show! ;-) - Don't taze me bro! After years of waiting and much anticipation, the iPhone's original #1 tazer is finally available on Android.
The full version includes
- realistic tazer(TM) vibration
- flashing camera strobe ****
- a new, much scarier tazer design
From the manufacturer:
iTazer is the safe and effective alternative to current controversial stun weapons found on the market. Just the sound of its loud electrical clacking noise, vibrating rattle, flashing lights, and the sight of the high-voltage arc are enough to send even the hardest criminals fleeing, screaming like a little girl (especially if said criminal is, in fact, a little girl).
Your friends will be stunned*, shocked*, and awed* when they see you chasing after them with a crazed look on your face and an iTazer in your hand. This will likely be followed by confusion in seeing that it is not, in fact, a tazer, but an Android Phone, iPhone® or iPod Touch® with an incredibly realistic looking tazer application running on it. Your friend might then start to laugh, which could possibly anger you, causing you to give them an iKick**, or at least a iWetWillie**. Who's laughing now? Beware, however: Some may whip out their iPhone® and start chasing you with an iTazer of their own. These kinds of iTazer matches have been known to last as long as 10 seconds, at which time your boss will probably tell you to stop making all racket, and get back to work.
Here are some testimonials from satisfied iTazer users:
"I was never able to browse websites and listen to music with my old tazer. Thanks iTazer!"
- Brad Olson
- Officer Patrick Morgan, SPD
"The thing about Apple Cops: They have the coolest Tazers"
- John Stewart, The Daily Show *****
We do not recommend using iTazer for actual self-defense purposes in a potentially threatening situation unless you are absolutely positive that the criminal is stupid enough to believe that he or she will be tazed and run away. If you are not sure of this, you should install and use i911** instead.
* We are deeply sorry for the blatant puns. No, this app doesn't "really shock you," Einstein.
** These apps are currently in development and will be released as soon as we figure out what exactly someone would use them for.
*** Vibration will not work on iPod Touch devices. On the first generation iPod Touch, since it doesn't have a speaker, nor will the sound, so put in headphones and pretend like they're ear protection.
**** Flashing light will only work on phones running android 2.2 or later that also have a camera with an LED flash. If your camera strobe is not working, find yourself a flashlight and turn it on and off as fast as you can while pressing the taze button.
****** This is not a joke

iTazer - ass kicking edition is a free trial software application from the Other subcategory, part of the Games & Entertainment category. The app is currently available in English and it was last updated on 2011-05-18. The program can be installed on Android 2.0 and up.

iTazer - ass kicking edition (version ) has a file size of 1.78 MB and is available for download from our website. Just click the green Download button above to start. Until now the program was downloaded 4 times. We already checked that the download link to be safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded software with your antivirus.

Program Details


Publisher Wild Notion Labs
Released Date 2011-05-18
Languages English


Category Games & Entertainment
Subcategory Other

System requirements

Operating systems android

Download information

File size 1.78 MB
Total downloads 4


License model Free Trial
Price $1.99

Version History

Here you can find the changelog of iTazer - ass kicking edition since it was posted on our website on 2014-06-14. The latest version is and it was updated on on 2017-07-08. See below the changes in each version:

version Yazer

posted on 2011-05-18


posted on 2011-08-31

Several fixes and updates

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Release Date: 2011-05-18
Publisher: Wild Notion Labs
Operating System: android
Type: Free Trial